Andromeda doorway
Ancient Portal
This portal exists as a gateway between the 'Milkyway' and 'Andromeda'.
Infact Andromeda, or M31 the designation attributed, to my home galaxy, by your crude bipedal species from the family Hominidae, is 2900 KLY away, a distance unimaginable with your current fossil fueled space ships. Check this link. Hyperspace
Whilst here, we can be found: See map below:
Colonization
For sometime our species has been watching you at work and at play, We have seen how your computing power has increased, whilst many of your coders have remained stagnent. This is why we felt the need to infiltrate your society, with what you have come to know as the css specialist. I'm sure you are familiar with those whom I'm referring. Obviously not all those who practice web standards and the use of clean code are from our world, many have learnt from our agents on earth. We have over the years enlisted a number of recruits from your species who have begun to implement these practices... Alas.
Too little, too late.
It is now considered by the elders that this has become a futile task, and the introduction of some of our more vigorous flora has been sanctioned for release into your fragile biosphere.
Cyber Spacial Feedback
These organisms are tuned to the cyber spacial frequencies of your planet, the subatomic particles that carry, and translate information across the medium known to you as the world wide web, are intercepted and analyzed by the organisms. At this point when code has been found to be tabular based, or in more than a 10% deviation from the specified recommendations of the W3C, the feedback will commence with the structural disassembling of your hard drive. You have been warned.
Original footage of above film can be found at the animation studio 1st Ave Machine